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That it makes me cry irl ;_; 
"Butt hole"...

Thank you, accent...…
"Koinda foind" ... I can't pronounce it correctly when I speak too fast xD
When I try to not laugh too loudly : 

When I can't take it anymore :
Omfg my brain is dumb after midnight xD
What the ASMRtist girl said in the video : "And I also need to take your pulse."
What my stupid brain understood : "And I also need to take your balls."
(It's 3am, so my brain is in its "crazy dirty-minded" mode after midnight, until I sleep xD)

The worst part is that I wasn't the only person who heard "balls", I saw some people saying that too in the comments xD

Here's the screenshot of the comments xD :

So, I tried to watch a video of Family Guy in the French Version to see how horrible it was...
There is NO WORD to describe HOW HORRIBLE it is...
See by yourself... And prepare a "puke bucket"...

It was supposed to be for monday, but I got it just now !!! :D 
Tagged by Marmot King :iconsabermurmeloija:

RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! So PLEASE don't spoil the fun!

                         - Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 5-10 of your friends to answer this. 
                         - Then see what happens. Wink/Razz


1. Asked someone to marry you? 
    - Innocent (he's the one who asked me ^^)
2. Kissed one of your friends? 
    - Guilty (well, my fiancé was my friend before we started dating ^^)
3. Danced on a table in a bar?
    - Innocent
4. Ever told a lie?
    - Guilty (who didn't...?)
5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
    - Guilty (anime/cartoon characters...)
6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
     - Innocent (Except if dreams/nightmares count)
7. Kissed a picture?
    - Guilty...
8. Slept in until 5 PM? 
    - guilty
9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
    - Guilty (half asleep, actually ^^")
10. Held a snake?
    - Guilty (I had a snake when I was a kid ^^)
11. Been suspended from school?
    - Guilty
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
    - Innocent
13. Stolen something? 
    - Guilty
14. Been fired from a job? 
    - Innocent 
15. Done something you regret?
    - Guilty
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
    - Innocent (for me it was a chocolate flan)
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
    - Guilty 
18. Kissed in the rain? 
    - Guilty
19. Sat on a roof top?
    - Innocent (scared of heights)
20. Kissed someone you shouldn't ? 
    - Guilty (well someone force kissed me when I was in elementary school)
21. Sang in the shower?
    - Guilty ^^" (But whispered only, don't want to be heard ^^")
22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? 
    - Innocent
23. Shaved your head? 
    - Innocent
24. Slept naked?
    - guilty 
25. Had a boxing membership? 
    - Innocent 
26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 
    - Guilty x_x
27. Been in a school/garage/rock/concert band? 
    - Innocent
28. Shot a gun? 
    - Innocent
29. Donated Blood? 
    - Innocent
30. Eaten alligator meat? 
    - Guilty (well it wasn't an alligator, it was a caiman... But it's still a crocodile species ^^")
31. Eaten cheesecake? 
    - Guilty 
32. Still love someone you shouldn't? 
    - Innocent
33. Have/had a tattoo? 
    - Innocent
34. Liked someone, but will never tell who? 
    - Guilty
35. Been too honest? 
    - Guilty
36. Ruined a surprise? 
    - Don't remember
37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards? 
    - Innocent
38. Erased someone in your friends list? 
    - Guilty (but not on dA)
39. Dressed in woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)? 
    - Guilty
40. Joined a pageant.
    - Idk what it is
41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
    - Guilty
42. Still have communication with your ex? 
    - Innocent
43. Cheated on someone? 
    - Innocent 
44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? 
    - Innocent 
45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? 
    - ?
46. Get so angry that you cried? 
    - yep, guilty
47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
    - Guilty 
48. Thought about suicide?
    - Guilty 
49. Thought about murder?
    - Guilty
50. How about Mass Murder?
    - Innocent
51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
    - Guilty
52. Stalked someone? 
    - Guilty 
53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
    - Guilty (still with him, since he's my fiancé now xD)
Fiancé : Oh, look ! A kebab roti that we can buy online !
me : And how do you want to cook it ?
Fiancé : With my d*ck. x3
me : ...
The graphic tablet that I was supposed to get on monday will have to be for an other day because of the stupid bank T_T 
My fiancé's card has reached the limit to buy things online, now I have to wait T_T
English part : 

French part / Partie en français : 

My fiancé ordered a graphic tablet for me !!! 
It will arrive on monday at home ! Squee! 
And it's the perfect one for me !!! Excited Blush…

(US page :… )

I'll finally be able to do my drawings in a better quality ! Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-02 (Kawaii) [V1] 

I cannot wait !!! Medic Really Likes What He Sees XD (Chat Icon)