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That it makes me cry irl ;_; 
"Butt hole"...

Thank you, accent...
www.adultswim.com/videos/robot…
"Koinda foind" ... I can't pronounce it correctly when I speak too fast xD
When I try to not laugh too loudly : 


When I can't take it anymore :
Omfg my brain is dumb after midnight xD
What the ASMRtist girl said in the video : "And I also need to take your pulse."
What my stupid brain understood : "And I also need to take your balls."
(It's 3am, so my brain is in its "crazy dirty-minded" mode after midnight, until I sleep xD)

The worst part is that I wasn't the only person who heard "balls", I saw some people saying that too in the comments xD

Here's the screenshot of the comments xD :


So, I tried to watch a video of Family Guy in the French Version to see how horrible it was...
There is NO WORD to describe HOW HORRIBLE it is...
See by yourself... And prepare a "puke bucket"...

It was supposed to be for monday, but I got it just now !!! :D 
SHE'S A BEAUT' !!!
Tagged by Marmot King :iconsabermurmeloija:

RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! So PLEASE don't spoil the fun!

DIRECTIONS:
                         - Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 5-10 of your friends to answer this. 
                         - Then see what happens. Wink/Razz

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1. Asked someone to marry you? 
    - Innocent (he's the one who asked me ^^)
2. Kissed one of your friends? 
    - Guilty (well, my fiancé was my friend before we started dating ^^)
3. Danced on a table in a bar?
    - Innocent
4. Ever told a lie?
    - Guilty (who didn't...?)
5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
    - Guilty (anime/cartoon characters...)
6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
     - Innocent (Except if dreams/nightmares count)
7. Kissed a picture?
    - Guilty...
8. Slept in until 5 PM? 
    - guilty
9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
    - Guilty (half asleep, actually ^^")
10. Held a snake?
    - Guilty (I had a snake when I was a kid ^^)
11. Been suspended from school?
    - Guilty
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
    - Innocent
13. Stolen something? 
    - Guilty
14. Been fired from a job? 
    - Innocent 
 
15. Done something you regret?
    - Guilty
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
    - Innocent (for me it was a chocolate flan)
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
    - Guilty 
18. Kissed in the rain? 
    - Guilty
19. Sat on a roof top?
    - Innocent (scared of heights)
20. Kissed someone you shouldn't ? 
    - Guilty (well someone force kissed me when I was in elementary school)
21. Sang in the shower?
    - Guilty ^^" (But whispered only, don't want to be heard ^^")
22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? 
    - Innocent
23. Shaved your head? 
    - Innocent
24. Slept naked?
    - guilty 
25. Had a boxing membership? 
    - Innocent 
26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 
    - Guilty x_x
27. Been in a school/garage/rock/concert band? 
    - Innocent
28. Shot a gun? 
    - Innocent
 
29. Donated Blood? 
    - Innocent
30. Eaten alligator meat? 
    - Guilty (well it wasn't an alligator, it was a caiman... But it's still a crocodile species ^^")
31. Eaten cheesecake? 
    - Guilty 
32. Still love someone you shouldn't? 
    - Innocent
33. Have/had a tattoo? 
    - Innocent
34. Liked someone, but will never tell who? 
    - Guilty
35. Been too honest? 
    - Guilty
36. Ruined a surprise? 
    - Don't remember
37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards? 
    - Innocent
38. Erased someone in your friends list? 
    - Guilty (but not on dA)
39. Dressed in woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)? 
    - Guilty
40. Joined a pageant.
    - Idk what it is
41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
    - Guilty
42. Still have communication with your ex? 
    - Innocent
43. Cheated on someone? 
    - Innocent 
44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? 
    - Innocent 
45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? 
    - ?
46. Get so angry that you cried? 
    - yep, guilty
47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
    - Guilty 
48. Thought about suicide?
    - Guilty 
49. Thought about murder?
    - Guilty
50. How about Mass Murder?
    - Innocent
51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
    - Guilty
52. Stalked someone? 
    - Guilty 
53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
    - Guilty (still with him, since he's my fiancé now xD)
Fiancé : Oh, look ! A kebab roti that we can buy online !
me : And how do you want to cook it ?
Fiancé : With my d*ck. x3
me : ...
The graphic tablet that I was supposed to get on monday will have to be for an other day because of the stupid bank T_T 
My fiancé's card has reached the limit to buy things online, now I have to wait T_T
English part : 



French part / Partie en français : 

My fiancé ordered a graphic tablet for me !!! 
It will arrive on monday at home ! Squee! 
And it's the perfect one for me !!! Excited Blush 

www.amazon.fr/Huion-Graphique-…

(US page : www.amazon.com/Huion-Graphic-D… )

I'll finally be able to do my drawings in a better quality ! Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-02 (Kawaii) [V1] 

I cannot wait !!! Medic Really Likes What He Sees XD (Chat Icon)